White coat. Heels.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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