dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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