He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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