the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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