WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
she looked like the before picture.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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