you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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