Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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