8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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