break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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