he shaved USA in his pubs
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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