Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
