Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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