You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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