i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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