Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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