OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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