dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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