I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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