Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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