was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just gift wrapped bread.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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