I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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