I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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