You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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