pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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