is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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