absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
