even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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