I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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