normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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