their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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