You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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