when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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