Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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