Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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