im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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