Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
