It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I want to fling myself into the sun
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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