if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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