we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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