jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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