someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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