How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
where does the pee come out of this thing
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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