We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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