You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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