We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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