I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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