true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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