This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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