it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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