I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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