just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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