I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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