How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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