Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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