I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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