Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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